♥ Laws Of Life ♥
Law of Alibi: If you tell the boss
you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will
have a flat tire.
Law of Bath: When the body is
immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Bio-mechanics The
severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit
down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold.
Law of Encounters: The probability
of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want
to be seen with.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your
hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch.
Law of Proposal: After you
accept a proposal you will get a better one.
Law of Telephone: When you
dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.
Law of the Result: When you
try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool,
when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Theater People
with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
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