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Wednesday, 28 August 2013
MAN - How is He?
Man…
If you give a CHANCE,
he will sit on your head.
If you WELCOME
him, he will think oiling me.
If you ADVICE him, he will avoid
you.
If you HELP him,
he will deny
it.
If you BELIEVE
him, he will attack you.
If he saw your HAPPY,
he will irritate with ego.
If he saw your SORROW,
he will search a chance.
If you LOVE
him, he will hurt you.
Laws of Life
♥ Laws Of Life ♥
Law of Alibi: If you tell the boss
you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will
have a flat tire.
Law of Bath: When the body is
immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Bio-mechanics The
severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit
down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold.
Law of Encounters: The probability
of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want
to be seen with.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your
hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch.
Law of Proposal: After you
accept a proposal you will get a better one.
Law of Telephone: When you
dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.
Law of the Result: When you
try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool,
when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Theater People
with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Sunday, 18 August 2013
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